Well, it’s about time! That was my first thought when I read this article in the Times today. I’ve listened for years to men complain about condoms—how tight they are, how uncomfortable they are—and sometimes it’s a real bitch getting the guy to wear one, which doesn’t go over well with me, even if I do understand the reasons. No sir, there’s way too much crud and yuck out there to roll without wrapping.

Anyway…it appears some guy has attempted to solve the uncomfortable condom conundrum. Jan Vinzenz Krause, a 31-year-old German entrepreneur, says condoms should be fitted like shoes, and to that end, he’s invented the world’s first spray-on condom. Yay for Krausey! Now here’s the kicker…this brainstorm came to him in a car wash!…LOL. I’ll let you read about the latest efforts in male condom sizing for yourself to find out just how a car wash could provide such carnally oriented inspiration. Just be thankful he wasn’t visiting a meat packaging plant.

Alas, however, while spray-on cock sealant may sound like a wet dream come true, it appears the term ‘comfortable condom’ is destined to remain an oxymoron, at least for the time being. I leave you with this observation by the beta testers: “…it takes two minutes for the condom to dry, and, as Krause says, “the spray is a bit cold.””

Talk about coitus interruptus! Back to the drawing board, Krause baby.

:-D —Honey