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A lot of people don’t like Sundays because they have to work the next day. Me, I adore Sundays, mainly because it’s movie day. I get to sit around in my jammies and watch hot naked woman videos all day long. Actually, that’s a lie. I usually sit around in my skin because, after the first flick, my jammies just get too jammed up.
So yesterday I was taking in a few vids, and this is the one that made my couch wet:
I watched the entire thing, of course, and if you’d like to do the same, just click here. It’s actually good for you, you know.
Yep, to my mind, naked women videos represent the ultimate relaxation technique. I mean, first of all you get to veg on the couch, and watching them certainly takes your mind off EVERYTHING else. PLUS there’s nothing like a prolonged—or repeated—orgasm to induce both a euphoric sense of well-being and a sweet and restful slumber. You can’t beat that for a healthy, stress reducing practice. And everyone knows that reducing stress leads to greater productivity, right? Naked women videos on Sundays lend a certain afterglow to Mondays, which, let’s face it, are not exactly God’s greatest gift to mankind.
Of course the same principle can be applied to any stressful day of the week. So get those serotonin levels up there. Reduce your overall anxiety. Promote your own well-being. Curl up with some naked women videos tonight.
Just relax —Honey
Well, it’s about time! That was my first thought when I read this article in the Times today. I’ve listened for years to men complain about condoms—how tight they are, how uncomfortable they are—and sometimes it’s a real bitch getting the guy to wear one, which doesn’t go over well with me, even if I do understand the reasons. No sir, there’s way too much crud and yuck out there to roll without wrapping.
Anyway…it appears some guy has attempted to solve the uncomfortable condom conundrum. Jan Vinzenz Krause, a 31-year-old German entrepreneur, says condoms should be fitted like shoes, and to that end, he’s invented the world’s first spray-on condom. Yay for Krausey! Now here’s the kicker…this brainstorm came to him in a car wash!…LOL. I’ll let you read about the latest efforts in male condom sizing for yourself to find out just how a car wash could provide such carnally oriented inspiration. Just be thankful he wasn’t visiting a meat packaging plant.
Alas, however, while spray-on cock sealant may sound like a wet dream come true, it appears the term ‘comfortable condom’ is destined to remain an oxymoron, at least for the time being. I leave you with this observation by the beta testers: “…it takes two minutes for the condom to dry, and, as Krause says, “the spray is a bit cold.””
Talk about coitus interruptus! Back to the drawing board, Krause baby.
Well, the weekend is just around the corner, and I, for one, am primed to get primed. How about you? In preparation for the upcoming R&R time, here’s a couple of incredibly juicy pics of an incredibly sexy and rather well-kept naked amateur wife. You’ve gotta love it when these rich chicks get bored enough to want to have some dirty fun for the camera.
OK, so she’s a little on the narcissistic side, peering at herself in the mirror like that, but you’ve got to admit, it is a super sexy pose, and it does give us all a nice look at those lovely little lace panties. Kind of makes you want to rip them right off that hot ass of hers, doesn’t it?
Those melons aren’t too shabby either, eh? They’re especially tantalizing with that dildo sandwiched between them. I wonder what it would feel like to be shoving a hard cock in there, rubbing yourself back and forth between those firm mounds. I sure like the way she offers her wet pussy for the taking, too. I’d take some in a minute!
Well, I’m certainly primed now. If this hot naked amateur wife doesn’t turn your crank (though it’s hard to imagine), you can have a look for something that does here. I’ve got a mirror to polish.
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