Well, it’s about time! That was my first thought when I read this article in the Times today. I’ve listened for years to men complain about condoms—how tight they are, how uncomfortable they are—and sometimes it’s a real bitch getting the guy to wear one, which doesn’t go over well with me, even if I do understand the reasons. No sir, there’s way too much crud and yuck out there to roll without wrapping.

Anyway…it appears some guy has attempted to solve the uncomfortable condom conundrum. Jan Vinzenz Krause, a 31-year-old German entrepreneur, says condoms should be fitted like shoes, and to that end, he’s invented the world’s first spray-on condom. Yay for Krausey! Now here’s the kicker…this brainstorm came to him in a car wash!…LOL. I’ll let you read about the latest efforts in male condom sizing for yourself to find out just how a car wash could provide such carnally oriented inspiration. Just be thankful he wasn’t visiting a meat packaging plant.

Alas, however, while spray-on cock sealant may sound like a wet dream come true, it appears the term ‘comfortable condom’ is destined to remain an oxymoron, at least for the time being. I leave you with this observation by the beta testers: “…it takes two minutes for the condom to dry, and, as Krause says, “the spray is a bit cold.””

Talk about coitus interruptus! Back to the drawing board, Krause baby.

—Honey

Well, the weekend is just around the corner, and I, for one, am primed to get primed. How about you? In preparation for the upcoming R&R time, here’s a couple of incredibly juicy pics of an incredibly sexy and rather well-kept naked amateur wife. You’ve gotta love it when these rich chicks get bored enough to want to have some dirty fun for the camera.

OK, so she’s a little on the narcissistic side, peering at herself in the mirror like that, but you’ve got to admit, it is a super sexy pose, and it does give us all a nice look at those lovely little lace panties. Kind of makes you want to rip them right off that hot ass of hers, doesn’t it?

Those melons aren’t too shabby either, eh? They’re especially tantalizing with that dildo sandwiched between them. I wonder what it would feel like to be shoving a hard cock in there, rubbing yourself back and forth between those firm mounds. I sure like the way she offers her wet pussy for the taking, too. I’d take some in a minute!

Well, I’m certainly primed now. If this hot naked amateur wife doesn’t turn your crank (though it’s hard to imagine), you can have a look for something that does here. I’ve got a mirror to polish.

—Honey

Thank gawd Monday is history! Man, it’s just such a drag working retail at Christmas…all that stock and all those cranky customers…meh. I find the only way to wind down from a hectic Monday at work is to relax with a glass of wine in one hand and the mouse in the other. Of course, when I’m surfing my favorite amateur nude pics site, I end up needing three hands, so the wine usually goes bye bye, LOL.

So I’m checking out Amateur Bitch last night, and I come across—or rather I cum across—this gallery with this incredibly sexy amateur nude asian woman posing. I thought she had the most amazing ass and tits that I’d love to play with myself, so I thought you all might enjoy her too.

Do those buns get your man meat primed or what? I’m so into nude Asian women with their exotic and smoky looks. And seeing those dark, ripe nipples again now makes me want to put down my wine glass all over again. Just the thoughts of running my tongue over those sweet suckables gets me all hot and bothered, and I’m betting they make your cock sooo very hard.

Don’t fight it, baby…it’s not good for you to store up all that primal energy. You’ve got to let it loose. Just set your glass down, grab that throbbing man thing of yours and click here to explode.

See you there!  —Honey